When Was the Convention? Did I Miss the Movement?!

Evidently all the young fellas got together and had a convention. Or perhaps it's a culture shift taking shape and growing into a movement? I'm getting hit on by guys half my age over the last few months and I'm scratching my head. It's like they're all playing a special game of BINGO and their cards have a space that says "bang a broad 45+ yrs old". OK, OK, the kids don't use that kind of verbiage, but you get me. This has been the weirdest! And when did these kiddos start looking and talking so grown? I thought this guy was late 30's and even then I was feeling all kinds of squirrely about it. But, I liked our convos and his seeming sincerity. In casual convo, I learn he has no idea who Mary Tyler Moore is. Uh, 'scuse me?! A little detective work from my friend and I learn he's 26, possibly 27. Dear Lordt! DAMMIT!!! How did I let a 26 year old sweet talk me?! I've entered a parallel universe. Someone give me directions back to my world...a world where I meet a sophisticated man MY age.