So Much on My Mind, I Can't Sleep

I'm sure I'm not alone.  All these headlines, current events, polarized nation situations, that chubby toddler running North Korea, all these natural disasters.  It's hard to turn our minds off at night.  But, I think the biggest question burning in the hearts and souls of every person on this universe and the one that keeps me up at night is what's gonna happen to Crystal Hefner?  With an iron clad prenup and no mention of her in Hugh Hefner's will, her free ride is up.  I'm terrified for her future.

UPDATE:  Hugh Hefner took care of his lady friend after all.  He bought her a home and set aside 5 million for her (according to the media).  I mean, c'mon.  She deserves something for selling her soul, uh hem, I mean loosing her one true love so suddenly and unexpected.