Sharpies & Zip Locks

I have two problems.  That sentence is false.  I have a lot of problems.  Let's try again.  I have two obsessions.  Sharpie pens & Zip Lock baggies.  The thought of running out of either item makes me break out in hives.  I'm not sure where or why it started.  I only know I'm convinced Sharpie pens & Zip Lock baggies could save the world.  Or at the very least, they could organize the world.  If you come to my house and you don't see either of these items in bulk, call the police.  Something's terribly wrong.