Obnoxious Mistake

This morning I decide to surf for health care and ONE free quote.  Most obnoxious mistake I've ever made.  My phone is being bombed with incessant phone calls, texts and emails.  I can not believe the volume of sales people scrambling to secure my business.  Oy vey!  I'm not even saying "hello".  I start right off with "BIG mistake. HUGE!" (imagine Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, because that's my exact tone).  I realize these people are simply trying to make a living so no need to be hateful.  Besides.  I should have known better than to enter my info on the world wide web for a quote.  I spent most of my morning fielding incoming sales people and politely asking them to remove me from ALL their contact lists.  And their memories, a la Men in Black mind eraser.  Or a Jedi trick, whatever works.  I concluded each conversation with a line from Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction..."I don't know you.  Who is this?  I'm hanging up the phone.  PRANK CALLER, PRANK CALLER"....aaaaannnnnnd "click" goes my receiver.