From Hot to NOT

I don’t care how good looking you are or how much money you have.  When you prance around someone ridiculously younger than you, you instantly become a creep (Hugh Heffner). Your mental stability, brain development and inner fortitude is under suspect (Leonardo DiCaprio).  That goes both ways (Demi Moore).  You can be as hot as you want and still give off heebie jeebies (Bradley Cooper) with a grand canyon sized age spread between you and your lover.  Aren’t you just inviting insecurity to tag along?  You take yourself from” totally got it goin’ on” to “pathetically geriatric” when you’re standing next to someone in their prime.  You might as well wear a sandwich board that says you have some kinda tick in your brain (Woody Allen) &/or have zero emotional intelligence. 

Can we all agree Johnny Depp* still has it?  But, next to Amber Heard’s gorgeous grouping of collagen molecules, he looks sad and old.  His jowls, eye baggage and neck sag seem exaggerated.  His skin looks sallow.  Go ahead, google some pics and do your own comparison.  Now, let’s cut her out and replace her with age appropriate hotness (they're out there...hot people of all ages DO exist) and he will instantly jump back to an ageless Greek God.  Isn’t “staging” something actors should innately know?!   

Now that they are on the verge of divorce, Mr Depp has a fantastic opportunity to add years to his life & his look  by dating someone in his EFFIN AGE GROUP!

​*This entry written before the Depp/Heard divorce drama and is intended only to address the creep factor of large age gapped relationships. 

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