It's Official! I'm Old.

I can not get into Snapchat!  Those creepy filters giving everyone n eye glaze similar to glaucoma.  The canned "costumes" you can "wear".  And why does everyone seem to think they're snapchat filter is original?  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it.  You're a puppy.  You're only the trillionth person who's shown me this like it's something special.  I can't even pretend like it's adorable or I'm interested in seeing more.  "Go away, kid.  Ya bother me." -- W C Fields