Irony

My Spanx order arrived (YAY!).  I open the box and see an inspiring message from Sara printed on the inside.  It's a reminder to live life to the fullest and take risks.  You can never know your full potential without taking risks, right?  I think "beautifully said, Sara!" as I excitedly rip open my package.  Then, it hits me how out of context it is for Spanx to print this message on their boxes. If I wanted to take risks in life, I wouldn't be wearing compression garments.  I'd just let it all out for the world to see.

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