I love music.  I think it's self explanatory why Lisa got her name.  Lisa Lopez.  "Left Eye" from TLC.  Plus, she's packed full of personality and is not afraid to be boss.

While you can't see it here, Gwen has a white stripe down her back.  A little bit punk and a whole lot of stunningly beautiful.  This girl has charisma!

​Beyoncé is feminine, sweet & kind as well as being absolutely beautiful head to toe.  She has the most petite snout I've ever seen on a cow and takes the cookies like she's taking communion at a Catholic mass. 

​Becky is...well...she's got good hair.  Lemonade, anyone?  Becky is cute as a button, sweet and yeah....fluffy, good hair.  I added Beyoncé and Becky below even though it's an older picture, before they got their tags, so you can see what I mean. 

Here's our last party before the girls were rotated to a new pasture.  They'll be back eventually, but the farmer rotates them with other heifers. While I didn't get a picture of Beyoncé & Becky due to the pushy broads that are Lisa & Gwen, they were there, too.  61, 62, 63 & 64 will always be more than a number to me and I'm looking forward to their return.  Don't be cynical.  They ARE coming back.  The tags are because they are pregnant.  :)

Tell me you wouldn't find this adorable, too!  The girls come to the fence any time they see me.  They can be in the other pasture and still they'll run all the way up to the fence facing my house to see me.   <3

I mentioned in a prior post I would get a picture of the dumpling shaped donkey with a face that looks like he was made at Build-A-Bear.  That nugget shaped frame makes me smile every time!  Here he is....my neighbor...Joey, the donkey.  Dammit man, is he CUTE or is he CA-YOOT?!?!

Mary J Blige.  Queen of Hip Hop Soul.  Mah gurl.  She's always managed to keep her private life private.  Until now.  Her divorce is making headlines.  Sum' b*tch X husband is fighting for alimony for not just himself, but his adult children (who are not Mary's children) and his mother.  He also has spent $420k of Mary's money on THOT's.

​Lemme tell you what happens when you mess with Mary.  You are now public enemy #1.  You betta hope you get yourself set up right Martin "Kendu" Isaacs, because you are now branded filth.  You are exposed for the world to see.  We see through you.  Your lawsuit proves even you don't believe you are capable of being your own earner.  If you trusted in your own skills, you wouldn't be tryin' to break off some of Mary's legendary talent.  Manager?  Nah, we all know that was Mary.  You're a tagalong leech.  Ain't nobody wanna touch you now, so I hope cashing in all your chips is worth selling your soul.  CHUMP.

​​Mr Martin, the plays you just made in your game color your character clownish, vile, repulsive, rancid, TOXIC.  No sexiness, no power, no soul, no cred, NO RESPECT.  You just  leveled yourself.  You a disease, boy. 

​Mary, leave that dog where he at!  Be'ah b*tch.  He gotta get it, so make moves.

​*NO disrespect to dogs, that's a nod to Not Today. 

​PS I am fiercely protective of you MJB.  You got me through a devastating divorce and I'll return the favor.  Holla at me if you need back up.  I am resourceful and loyal.  No playin with that fool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilnw3_oViBQ

04/26/17 5:15pm UPDATE - Sources say the THOT in question is Mary's very own protege "Starshell". Haven't heard of her?  Yeah, neither has anyone else.  Never let a girl "cook in your kitchen", right Mary? No matter, he was no prize. Best you move on.  Starshell, you are one dumb broad getting cozy with that woolly mammoth lookin man.  There's not enough water in the world to wash you two clean.  Try acid.      
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I love my dog for a million reasons, but I want to tell you about just one right now.  We've had a special bond since the moment I adopted her from the rescue group.  That story for another post.  I've been pretty sick....head and chest congestion with a wicked cough.  A cough so bad, I had to sleep in the guest room for 3 nights because it would be unfair to my husband.  One night in particular was the WORST.  Chronic, persistent, obnoxious cough. I had turned the TV on because it's clear I won't be sleeping this night.   My dog got up, walked up onto my chest and plopped down.  She crossed her front paws over my lungs while looking me right in the eyes (I could see her because of the glow from the TV).  She started inhaling and exhaling deeply without breaking eye contact as if she was trying to help me.  She did.  Could have been the light pressure on my chest from her body, the warmth of feeling her little body breathing in and out, the love or just the idea she was concerned.  Maybe a little of all.  Or maybe she just wanted me to stop coughing so SHE could sleep! :D Either way, I fell asleep and stayed asleep for a few hours for the first time in 2 nights.  This is the face that melts my heart like no other.

Doesn't matter if you love, hate or are indifferent of The Blaze &/or Tomi Lahren,  The sticking point in their parting of ways is fascinating to me.  Real quick like, let me fill you in:
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Tomi and Blaze brass are arguing over whether or not Tomi gets to keep her 4.2 million FB fans.  TheBlaze owns her Facebook page and cut off access to Tomi and her team.  Tomi wants the rights to her page and the fans who follow the page.

I don't understand how you can get custody of fans in a divorce.  We aren't property of either side.  We like what we like when we like it, we follow who we want when we want.  Tomi can open a new page and people who really dig her will find & follow her.  It seems so easy to me.  Am I oversimplifying it or are lawyers overcomplicating it? 

​My thoughts are the relationship has soured and is not salvageable.  Just get out.  Don't get hung up on this.  Sure, the Blaze are being spiteful by locking up her page with her namesake.  Yet, I would say to BOTH sides you're blocking your karmic receptors for your next blessing.  The longer you argue over this, the longer you are connected to each other.  Let go and you both can get on with your lives.